[Potato’s Talk] At this school season, here comes the new semester, new friends, and Potato Baby! Have a look here!

翻译：缪婷焰、何乐

The school has started ! Buddies sit in lines , take the train of dream heading to school ! Kids who stay in bed after waking up would be punished to write down “I love baby potato”for 100 times!
Hi everyone! I’m the impossible-to-not-love Potato Baby! Though I have perfect scores and performances, as well as so many followers in school, it’s hard not to be a little sad to wave my farewell to the wonderful winter holiday. I don’t want to start school yet!

Mortals: It’s vert late to start school!You should feel happy!I really can’t understand the world of potatoes !）

Now I have to complain about the so-called “lifelong study” course in my Potato world. How cruel it is to force education on potatoes from when they are sprouts to when they are ripe! My whole life is to be ruined! And it’s so disappointing my 806 letters of complaint to the king earned me no single reply!

Mortals:oh ,no ,I feel bad for myself and our minister of Education Department . Where to find such educational system that perfectly match with human nature , oh not , bean’s nature.）

Wait! After this much talking, it seems that I haven’t even formally introduce myself! (You foolish humans, shame for your plain ID card!) Now sit still and listen to me.

I, the Potato Baby, have multiple identities, and each one represents distinct responsibility and love!

Identity 1: Jiuqian Nanhui Center Agriculture Course Assistant
Identity 2: Jiuqian Nanhui Center Official Envoy
Identity 3: [Potato News] Contributing Intelligence Agent, mainly responsible for reporting activities of the children at Jiuqian Nanhui Center
Identity 4: [Potato Specialty] Gold-medal winning Salesman, mainly responsible for advertising and selling the agriculture courses at Jiuqian Nanhui Centers.
Identity 5: [Grow the plants] Column special guest, mainly responsible for the explanation of vegetable and flower growing skills
Identity 6: To be discovered! (Scream for me, humans!)

Mortals: Aimed at status in front , as a human , I can just reply with the universal language in biological world —-wow!）

Too much talking harms my beauty. Gotta go for a beauty sleep now! I’ll go first, bye!

Mortals: Hey, baby potato, you haven’t show your real side yet!Only sound and not showing up , not up-to-ground at all! Remove your back silk socking covered on your head and show your face to everybody immediately!

Baby potato : Wanna see my handsome face? Huh ,I must refuse you proudly !